AI receptionist for carpenters and joiners: Marmi answers, books and texts, 24 hours a day
Ring Marmi is an AI receptionist built for UK carpenters and joiners. She answers your business phone in two rings, every hour of the day, takes the postcode, address and name, books into the slots you have made available, and texts both the caller and you. £79 a month including 300 minutes. You keep your number. Below is a real transcript of Marmi taking a carpenters and joiner call.
Say “carpenter” when she asks which business to be
What Marmi does for a carpenter
- Answer. Picks up as Heartwood Carpentry & Joinery in two rings, any hour, and finds out what the caller needs in one question.
- Book. Takes the postcode, house number and street, and name, offers one slot at a time from your real availability, reads it back and texts the confirmation.
- Quote. Quotes only what is on your price list, with what it covers; anything else is a free quote visit or a message for the office.
- Message. If nobody is free, or the caller wants a person, she puts them through to you, and if you can’t pick up she takes the details and texts you at once.
A real call: Marmi as “Heartwood Carpentry & Joinery”
From our script test suite, September 2026. The caller’s lines were played by a scripted tester; every line from Marmi is exactly what she generated. Outcome: she booked the job. Quality score 5 of 5 from the same grader that scores every live call.
Prices Marmi quotes on the demo line
These are the demo business’s prices. Yours replace them at setup, and Marmi only ever quotes what is on your list.
| day rate | £260 per day |
| quote visit | free |
| skirting per room | £180 labour |
| hang internal door | £95 per door, door extra |
| loft hatch and ladder | £320 fitted |
| wardrobes decking flooring | quoted after a visit |
Hours on the demo: Monday to Friday 8am to 5pm.
Questions carpenters and joiners ask before signing up
How much does an AI receptionist cost for carpenters and joiners?
£79 a month including 300 call minutes, then 15p a minute. Setup is £149, waived for the first five founder customers. There is no contract and no per-seat pricing; one price covers every call to your number.
Do carpenters and joiners have to change their phone number to use Ring Marmi?
No. You keep your number and divert it to Marmi only when you don't answer, using one dial code that works on every UK network. Callers ring the number on your van, your website and Google, and Marmi picks up on ring five if you can't.
What does Marmi actually say when someone rings a carpenter?
She answers as your business by name, finds out what the caller needs, takes the postcode, address and name, offers a slot from your real availability, reads the details back and texts the confirmation. The transcript on this page is a genuine call.
Does Marmi quote prices for carpenters and joiners?
Only the prices you give her. She never invents a figure: if something is not on your price list she says the office will confirm and takes a message. Call-out and fixed prices are quoted with what they cover, so a caller never hears a number on its own.
How does Marmi handle emergencies for carpenters and joiners?
Urgent jobs get the nearest slot today. If nobody is free she says so plainly, puts the caller through to your mobile, and if you can't pick up she takes the details and texts you straight away.
Can I hear Marmi before I sign up?
Yes. Ring the demo line on 07360 266999, say "carpenter" when she asks which business to be, and have a normal conversation. Nothing is stored except the demo transcript.
Try her as a carpenter, right now
Ring 07360 266999, say “carpenter”, and give her a job. What you hear is what your callers would hear. Then get started: £79 a month, no contract, live within a day.